The top four random things overheard while sitting next to Jeff Herndon:

1. "Pocket squares are so outdated."

2. "I know it's awfully redneck-ish, but I'm going to put up my Christmas lights this weekend anyway."

3. "There is no way in the world that bowling should be considered a sport."

4. "Psssshhhhhhhhhhh-Pssssshhhhhhhh-Pssssssssssssssssshhhh"  (Jeff, the hairspray bottle is almost empty.  That's plenty.)